I was stuck in an auto at one of those signals which takes 150 seconds to switch from red to green, inhaling all the exhaust fumes possible. Next to my auto, was another auto with a couple seated in the back. Now the boy and the girl were super young or ridiculously petite and looked like they were coming back from tuition or something. There was the usual giggling and that not at all effortless putting arm around the girl's shoulder.
Then it happened. They started kissing- it was kissing at first and then became full fledged face sucking. Now let me be clear, I have nothing against PDA. In my hay days (I know, I know 28 is really catching up with me) I have also sneaked a kiss in the auto but firstly never at a signal because one can never be too careful and always waiting for the lightning to strike or find my mom in the adjacent auto. But that is not the point.
The point is these two were going at it big time! Their auto driver even readjusted the mirror and smiled. Not only is he getting the fare he is also getting a free show! Their auto driver turns to my auto driver and lamented about something in Kannada. I am sure he wasn't talking about traffic or the weather because he was grinning his ass off and lamenting at the same time.
My auto driver now felt the need to seek my opinion in this issue.
Auto driver: See madam, what all children do these days...
Me: Hmmm..what to do
Auto driver: All because of mobile phone madam
Me: Really? Mobile phone?
Auto driver: Yes madam, full day sms then coming in real auto and kissing
Me: Hmmm, yes coming to a real auto and doing this is not ok...
Auto driver: You tell me madam, if someone comes to your office and starts kissing what will you do?
Me: Ummm...well...
Auto driver: This auto is also like office only no madam
By far the longest signal ever! But yeah the auto is exactly like an office...
In case you are curious <I know I would be>, those two were at it till the signal turned green. They didn't even come up for a breath! Sigh, strong lungs - gift of youth...
Then it happened. They started kissing- it was kissing at first and then became full fledged face sucking. Now let me be clear, I have nothing against PDA. In my hay days (I know, I know 28 is really catching up with me) I have also sneaked a kiss in the auto but firstly never at a signal because one can never be too careful and always waiting for the lightning to strike or find my mom in the adjacent auto. But that is not the point.
The point is these two were going at it big time! Their auto driver even readjusted the mirror and smiled. Not only is he getting the fare he is also getting a free show! Their auto driver turns to my auto driver and lamented about something in Kannada. I am sure he wasn't talking about traffic or the weather because he was grinning his ass off and lamenting at the same time.
My auto driver now felt the need to seek my opinion in this issue.
Auto driver: See madam, what all children do these days...
Me: Hmmm..what to do
Auto driver: All because of mobile phone madam
Me: Really? Mobile phone?
Auto driver: Yes madam, full day sms then coming in real auto and kissing
Me: Hmmm, yes coming to a real auto and doing this is not ok...
Auto driver: You tell me madam, if someone comes to your office and starts kissing what will you do?
Me: Ummm...well...
Auto driver: This auto is also like office only no madam
By far the longest signal ever! But yeah the auto is exactly like an office...
In case you are curious <I know I would be>, those two were at it till the signal turned green. They didn't even come up for a breath! Sigh, strong lungs - gift of youth...
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