One of the biggest put offs about having kids is the process in itself. No, the trying part is fun but after that me stretching out like a balloon and having someone press down my bladder for 9 months is not something I am gung ho about. TOH is not helping either!
Last night over dinner :
TOH: I just kept sipping on water on rocks in the cocktail party
Me: Wow, no wonder you couldn’t drive back
TOH: I had to pee so many times, but I couldn’t look weird so I learnt to control and then go once in a while
Me: Very skilled and smooth too
TOH: I think I have a very elastic bladder
Me: Maybe you could carry our child <eyes filled with eager expectation>
TOH: What is wrong with you!
Me: C’mon! Its stretchy, elastic, bag like...you exercise, you go to a party and sip on water...its a perfect choice. I have none of those qualities!
TOH: <Cold stare>
Me: You could be the surrogate father!
TOH: WTF! I woud be the real father why a surrogate
Me: Yes and you could carry the child as my surrogate
TOH: <Cold stare - 2>
Me: You could be the surrogate father!
TOH: WTF! I woud be the real father why a surrogate
Me: Yes and you could carry the child as my surrogate
TOH: <Cold stare - 2>
I never knew TOH was so anti-surrogacy. Wow!
Let’s just say this whole no harm asking....maybe not such a good idea.
Let’s just say this whole no harm asking....maybe not such a good idea.
ROFL!!! Please tell him I second the idea of him being a surrogate
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